短句子网1.谁有英文的骂人搞笑语句
Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不应该那样做！ 5. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！ 7. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy！ 你疯了！ 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。
14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。 15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。
17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike！ 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。 19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。
20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you！ 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。 24. You stupid jerk！ 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。 27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
29. Shut up！ 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want？ 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking？ 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says？ 谁说的？ 35. That's what you think！ 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。 37. What did you say？ 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。
40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滚蛋。 42. Don't give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。
43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
2.英语幽默短句100个
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise.. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3.英语幽默短句100个
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
4.英语幽默短句
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
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夸人损人的句子带幽默【篇一：夸人损人的句子带幽默】1、【讽刺人的话】1、大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。2、我没有想到一个人竟然如此的纯真，而且是很傻很天真哦！3、我每次看到你，都有一种特别的感觉，这种感觉就像是我做噩梦时候的感觉一样。2、【讽刺人的话】1、你再好你也就是个胖子！天天吃吃吃是要变成猪吗！2、请不要用你拙劣的演技来侮辱我的智商！3、真的没有什么，不过每天早上瞒着灰太狼，两人相约共进早餐共同前往一起奋斗的地方；3、【讽刺人的】1、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉粪了！2、时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是--最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。3、别跟别人说你认识我，那就是侮辱！你有牡丹一样富贵的外表，梅花一样坚韧的品质，荷花一样纯洁的心灵，桃花一样甜美的笑容，葵花一样飒爽的风姿，我左看右看，你活脱脱就一个花痴嘛！4、【讽刺男人的句子】1、长得帅有个屁用，消费完了能用那张脸去刷卡么。2、真想把你送去笼子里面游街，尝尝大白菜和臭鸡蛋的美滋美味。3、头尖身细白如银，论秤没有半毫分。眼睛长在屁股上，只认衣衫不认人！5、【损人狠话，你值得拥有】1、一巴掌把你乎墙上扣都扣不下来。2、我不是天桥算命的，唠不出那些你爱听的嗑。3、画虎画皮难画骨，知人知面不知心。4、别和我装你活的精彩，过的幸福，也别祝我幸福，你有那资格吗？6、【讽刺男人的句子】1、你光着身子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流氓！2、你是孙悟空的师弟，沙悟净
6.英语幽默短句
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry. 聪明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？ 努力工作不会导致死亡。
但为什么要冒险呢？。
