短句子网1.跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan
1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼.5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里.6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天.无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露.7.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法.如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了.9.Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰.10.Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明.11.Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面.12.Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西.13.Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去.14.Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬.15.There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18.How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19.Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千.现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千.20.If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧.21.Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口.23.Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。
2.有没有一些经典的英文句子
1 Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
2 the world is tough but i am tougher
3 to be or not to be is a question
4 travelling light
5dreaming i was missing you were so scared.butno one wold listen cause no one else cared.after my dreaming iwoke with this fear（我很喜欢的一句歌词）
6 keep me in your memory
3.有谁可以告诉我一些有趣的英语短语
1.black and white黑白2.board and lodging膳宿 3.cause and fact因果4.day and night日夜 5.east and west东西6.far and near远近 7.good and evil好坏8.heaven and earth天地 9.husband and wife夫妇10.men and women男女 11.physical and mental身心12.right and wrong是非 13.thunder and lighting雷电 14.women and children妇孺 二、与汉语词序相反的词组 1.fire and water水火2.right and left左右 3.heavy and light轻重4.sooner or later迟早 5.young and old老少6.sweat and blood血汗 7.flesh and blood血肉 8.agriculture and industry工农业 9.iron and steel钢铁 10.ladies and gentlemen先生们女士们 11.heat and cold冷热12.old and new新旧 13.back and front前后14.land and sea海陆 15.southeast东南16.northeast东北 17.southwest西南18.northwest西北 19.ups and downs沉浮 20.food and clothing衣食 21.rich and poor贫富22.eat and drink饮食 23.back and belly腹背24.bed and board膳宿 25.joy and sorrow悲欢 26.wide,long and high长宽高 27.north,south,east and west东南西北 三、英语词序相反，词义迥异的词组 1.a kind of一种，某种，有点 of a kind同类的，徒有其名的，不怎么样的 2.in all总共 all in精疲力尽的，精疲力竭的 3.in hand在手中 hand in上交 4.from far来自远方 far from离得远，远非 5.ifonly要是……，但愿……，只要……就好了（常与虚拟语气连用） only if必须在……的条件下，非在……的条件下不可（引导条件状语从句） 6.other than不同于……，除了…… than other比其它的 7.much too太……（后加形容词、副词） too much太多的……（后加名词） 8.trust in相信，信任 in trust委托人管，保管，照顾 9.turn in上交，交出 in turn轮流，反过来 10.such as诸如……之类，象……一样（用来列举同类事物） as such如此，象这样的（表上下文之间的照应） 11.see you回头见，再见 you see你瞧，你是知道的，要知道（用于插入语）。
4.英语中有趣的短语,成语
谚语： ⒈Actions speak louder than words。
事实胜于雄辩。 ⒉Knowledge is power。
知识就是力量。 ⒊An idle youth,a needy age。
少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。 ⒋Better late than never。
晚做总比不做强。 ⒌Better pills may have wholesome effects。
良药苦口。 ⒍Easy come,easy go。
来得容易，去得容易。 ⒎Look before you leap。
三思而后行。 ⒏Well begin is half done。
好的开始是成功的一半。 ⒐Speech is silver,silence is gold。
雄辩是银，缄默是金。 ⒑All good things come to an end。
天下没有不散的宴席。 ⒒Even Homer sometimes nods。
智者千虑，必有一失。 ⒓It's dogged that does it。
世上无难事，只怕有心人。 ⒔Live and learn。
活到老，学到老。 ⒕All roads lead to Rome。
条条大路通罗马。 ⒖Opportunity seldom knocks twice。
机不可失，失不再来。 成语： ⒈What's done can not be undone。
木已成舟。 ⒉In prosperity think of adversity。
居安思危。 ⒊Pride will have a fall。
骄者必败。 ⒋Practise what you preach。
言行一致。 ⒌Practice makes perfect。
熟能生巧。 ⒍Every man has his faults。
人孰无过。 ⒎You cannot clap with one hand。
孤掌难鸣。 ⒏No pain,no gain。
无劳不获。 ⒐Where there is a will,there is a way。
有志者事竟成。 ⒑Seeing is believing。
百闻不如一见。 ⒒I am caught between the devil and the deep blue sea。
进退维谷。 ⒓All corners of the land。
五湖四海。 ⒔Blazing with colour。
五彩缤纷。 ⒕Take in everything at a glance。
一览无余。 ⒖Round the clock。
日以继夜。 ⒗Justly and forcefully。
理直气壮。 ⒘It rains cats and dogs。
大雨滂沱。 ⒙Walls have ears。
隔墙有耳。 ⒚Heart and soul。
一心一意。 ⒛Do in Rome as the Romans do。
入乡随俗。鼠目寸光 be shortsighted 金蝉脱壳 escape unnoticed 飞禽走兽 birds and beasts。
5.有趣的英语句子翻译
We are grazing ,the sheep in the next field. 我们在吃草，羊在旁边的地里。
英语中的逗号作用大着了。 1)As is known to everybody, the moon travels round the earth once every week。
=It is known to everybody that the moon travels round the earth once every week。 2)I send you 100 dollars today, the rest to follow in a year. =I send you 100 dollars today, and the rest will follow in a year.。
6.英语的一些比较有趣的句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
7.搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
8.能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子
先给几个：
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
最后给几个无敌的：
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
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