短句子网1. 求英文幽默简短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；强推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；强推这句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
够暸吗？
2. 求常用的比较酷的英语短句
damn it!
该S的！
go to hell!
去S吧！
what the hell are you doing?
你他嘛的到底在干什么？
you will pay for what you did!
你会为你所做的付出代价的！
come on! are you kidding?
拜托，你在耍我？
get out of my way!
滚远点！
put your hands on your head, or I will fire!
把手放在头上，否则要要开枪了！
3. 超酷的英语句子或词语有哪些
1. To see a world in a grain of sand. And a heaven in a wild flower
从一粒沙子看到一个世界，从一朵野花看到一个天堂
2.Hold infinity in the palm of your hand. And eternity in an hour
把握在你手心里的就是无限，永恒也就消融于一个时辰.
3.Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment, not only about survival
生活是一串串的快乐时光，我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存
4.Let's write that letter we thought of writing "one of these days".
曾"打算有那么一天"去写的信，就在今天写吧.
5.I love you not because of who you are,
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，
6.Because of who I am when I am with you .
而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉.
7.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is worth make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪.值得让你这么所的人，不会让你哭泣.
8.The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边.
9.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界.
10.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知道是谁会爱上你的笑容.
11.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间.
12.Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't
love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那比能够不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你.
13.Don't cry because it is over, smile,because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣.微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有.
14.And forever has no end.
永永远远，永无止境.
15.Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.
生命是一束纯净的火焰，我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在.
4. 用英语说一段很酷的话
1、Life is a sail trip full of chances and challenges.人生的航行充满了机遇与挑战。
2、Life is a lane but it is a rotative course.生命是单行道，但是一个循环的过程。
3、A man has choice to begin love, but not to end it. ----Bohn 一个人开始去爱上谁的时候，他可以有所选择，但当他要结束爱情的时候，他可没有选择了。
4、A happy family life is a wonderful asset for any one.快乐的家庭生活对每个人都是很大的一笔财富。
5、Without music, life is a journey through a desert.没有音乐，生命就如荒漠之旅。
6、Life is a line segment, the intersection after the separation.人生就是线段，交集后分离。
7、Life is a maze and love is a riddle.生活是座迷宫，爱情是个谜。
8、Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.生命是一个等待你去理解的神秘事物，而不是等待你去解决的问题。
9、Where love fails, we espy all faults. ---Ray 在爱情丧失的地方，我们就察见所有的缺点了。
10、When work is a pleasure, life is a joy！当工作是一种乐趣时，生活才是一种享受。
5. 有没有很酷的英文短语
damn it!
该S的！
go to hell!
去S吧！
what the hell are you doing?
你他嘛的到底在干什么？
you will pay for what you did!
你会为你所做的付出代价的！
come on! are you kidding?
拜托，你在耍我？
get out of my way!
滚远点！
put your hands on your head, or I will fire!
把手放在头上，否则要要开枪了！
6. 请提供下最酷的英语句子~~
1 When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself. 2 If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 3 A penny saved is a government oversight. 4 The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. 5 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 6 He who hesitates is probably right. 7 If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 8 The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. 9 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 10 If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 11 Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. 12 If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? 13 You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. 14 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 14 Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened. 15 We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors。
but they all have to learn to live in the same box. 16 Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 17 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 18 Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. 19 Once over the hill, you pick up speed. 20 I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. 21 If not for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all. 22 Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 23 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 24 I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much. 25 You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. 26 Dogs have owners. Cats have a staff. 27 We cannot change the direction of the wind。 but we can adjust our sails. 28 If the shoe fits。
buy it in every color1.记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的 Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable. 2.能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶 Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted. 3.怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分 Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God. 4.智慧的代价是矛盾。
这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。 Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life. 5.世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外） Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones. 6.如果敌人让你生气，那说明你还没有胜他的把握 It can be inferred that you lack confidence in a victory over your rivals from the fact that you're irritable against them. 7.如果朋友让你生气，那说明你仍然在意他的友情 From that you would get angry with your friends, we can conclude you still care about the friendship between you. 8.令狐冲说“有些事情本身我们无法控制，只好控制自己。”
可是，他算什么！！ “ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves.“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts（武侠小说？）. Who is, however, fucking he? 9.我不知道我现在做的哪些是对的，那些是错的，而当我终于老死的时候我才知道这些。所以我现在所能做的就是尽力做好每一件事，然后等待着老死。
Only till my natural death.could I tell which of what I have been doing is right or wrong, so now I have to try to do well in everything, and then wait to die a natural death. 10.也许有些人很可恶，有些人很卑鄙。而当我设身为他想象的时候，我才知道：他比我还可怜。
所以请原谅所有你见过的人，好人或者坏人 Some may be wicked, and some may be despicable. Only when I put myself in their position did I know they are more miserable than I. So forgive all that you have met, no matter what kind of persons they are. 11.鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里.水说我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。 “You couldn't 。
7. 求100句日常生活的英语短句
原发布者：南风吹客衣衣
英语短句100句导读： 1、你不坚强，没人替你坚强。 Youarenotstrong,noonestrongforyou. 2、青春有得有失，才能成长。 Youth,gainsandlossestogrow. 3、成长的真谛，原来是放弃。 Thetruemeaningofgrowth,istogiveup. 4、人生没有失败，只有粉碎！ Alifewithoutfailure,onlycrush! 5、如果梦里有你，我马上入睡！ Ifthedreamofyou,Ifallasleeprightaway! 6、你若流泪，先湿的是我的心。 Ifyoushedtears,firstwetismyheart. 7、你忘记了，总有人替你想起。 Youforgot,someonewillthinkofitforyou. 8、总有时候，无知也需要刻意。 Sometimes,alwaysalsoneedtodeliberateignorance. 9、因为不配、我自卑的说声失陪。 Becausenotqualifiedtosayexcuseme,Ifeelinferior. 10、他不爱你，却还是赢走你的心。 Hedoesnotloveyou,butstillwinwalkyourheart. 11、明知是场戏，还要陪你演下去。 Knowingisscene,butalsoplaywithyou. 12、即使再甜的糖，也有苦的一天。 Althoughagainsweetcandy,alsohasabitterday. 13、困住我的不是牢笼，而是自由。 Trappedmynotprison,butfreedom. 14、爱一个人多苦，只有自己清楚。 Loveapersonhowbitter,onlyoneselfknow. 15、童话已经结束，遗忘就是幸福。
