短句子网1. 英语小幽默,要带翻译的
Sooner or later
A: How many things did you steal？你偷了多少东西？
B: More and more. 越来越多。
A:Where did you steal them？你从哪里偷的？
B:Here and there.到处。
A:OK, you will be in prison here and now.好吧，你要进监狱，此时此地。
B:When will you set me free？你什么时候释放我？
A:Sooner or later.迟早。
B:..
注意这则笑话中B的回答用了比较级+and+比较级的几个词组，所以A也模仿了一个sooner or later.
2. 英语幽默小故事（带翻译的）
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？
约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”
“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
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3. 英语幽默短文、警句带翻译
Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe 天才形成于平静中，性格来自于生活的激流。
-----歌德 Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert 真诚的勇敢，都包含谦虚。-----吉尔伯特 Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard 只有向后才能理解生活，但要生活好，则必须向 前看。
-----克尔凯郭尔 名篇经典 A Night Mooring By Maple -----Zhang Ji Moon's down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight. 枫桥夜泊 -----张继 月落乌啼霜满天， 江枫渔火对愁眠。 姑苏城外寒山寺，夜半钟声到客船。
2008年帆板赛区----- 青岛 宣传词 Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture. 弘扬奥运精神，传播奥运文化。 Green Olympics Green Qingdao. 绿色奥运，绿色青岛。
Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao. 相约北京，扬帆青岛。 Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home. 扬奥运风帆，健美好家园。
英语短文 A School-report The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, French, weak, mathematics, mathematics, Fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad. "Wall, Dad." Said the son, "it is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line, which read: "Health excellent." 学期总结 父亲正在读儿子刚刚交给他的学期总结，他的儿子满怀希望的看着他，而他则生气的读着学期总结："英语，差；法语，中；数学，良."然后，他厌恶地看着那个正在抖动着身子的小子."恩，老爸."儿子说："那没有达到本来应该达到的优秀水平，不过你没看到那儿？"他指着下一行，读到："健康状况，优秀。" 鲜艳） dog,it is our good friend.It also is our good partner.It helps us to look after our house when we are out.It can listen to you when you want to pour out some borings.It has a very ingenious nose.It can smell many scents.It often help the policeman to find the stealing.Dog is very clever. ①第一篇Far and away the most important holiday in China is Spring Festival, also known as the Chinese New Year. To the Chinese people it is as important as Christmas to people in the West. The dates for this annual celebration are determined by the lunar calendar rather than the Gregorian calendar, so the timing of the holiday varies from late January to early February. To the ordinary Chinese, the festival actually begins on the eve of the lunar New Year's Day and ends on the fifth day of the first month of the lunar calendar. But the 15th of the first month, which normally is called the Lantern Festival, means the official end of the Spring Festival in many parts of the country. 总的来说在中国最重要的节日是春节，亦称中国新年。
对中国人民来说它的重要性就如方圣诞节对于西方人民。这个一年一次的节日日期取决于阴历而不是格里历，因此假日的时间变化从一月下旬到上旬2月。
对普通的中国人，节日总是在除夕夜开始，结束于阴历的第一个月的第五天。 但1第一个月的15号，通常称灯会，在国家的大部分地区意味春节的正式结尾。
"Guo Nian," meaning "passing the year," is the common term among the Chinese people for celebrating the Spring Festival. It actually means greeting the New Year. At midnight at the turn of the old and New Year, people used to let off fire-crackers which serve to drive away the evil spirits and to greet the arrival of the New Year. In an instant the whole city would be engulfed in the deafening noise of the firecrackers. “过年”意义为“度过这一年”，是中国百姓庆祝春节的共同术语。它事实上意味着欢迎新的一年。
在新旧年交替的午夜，百姓习惯的放会赶走怪物的烟火，并且欢迎新年的到来。在那一瞬间，整个城市都响彻爆竹的震耳欲聋的声音。
②第二篇Spring Festival is the most important traditional festival. Because China is a big country, different parts of people have different ways to celebrate Spring Festival. Many people eat noodles dumplings and so on,they hope to have good luck to make the life longer and healthier. During Spring Festival, people like to visit relatives. Children love Spring Festival very much. Because they can eat delicious food, wear new clothes and let off firecrackers, they also can get money to buy things that they want. 春节是最重要的传统节日。因为中国是一个大国家，不同地方的人有不同庆祝春节的方式。
很多人在春节吃面条，饺子还有很多，他们希望能有好运，使生命更长远更健康。春节期间，人们喜欢去拜访亲戚。
小孩子酷爱春节。因为他们可以吃很多好吃的食物，穿新衣赏和放鞭炮，当然他们可以获得很多钱去买他们想要的东西。
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4. 求简短的英语笑话带翻译
1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。
2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？
约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”
3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning。
Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
Tom: He。he robbed my homework book。.
老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？
汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……
老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？
汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……
5. 简单的英语笑话带翻译
1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。
" DID YOUR DAD。 2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道："我受不了你这个苯蛋了！" 吉姆说："你妈妈能！" 附：bear 有两重意思："生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)！" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道："我受不了你这个苯蛋了！" 吉姆说："你妈妈能！" 附：bear 有两重意思："生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问："主啊， 一百万美元对你意味着多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又问："那一百万年呢？"上帝说："一秒钟."最后男子请求道："上帝，我能得到一便士吗？"上帝回答："过一秒钟." 5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。
汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing！ 开车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You'er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”
他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” 8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan. “Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I'd know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
6. 简短的英语笑话带翻译
Feel Unhappy.心里难受
Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?
Father: Of cause, it is.
Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.
Father(angrily): What? You------
儿子：是不是当心里难受时，就不应该再给他精神或肉体上的刺激？
父亲：那当然！
儿子：那好，这次我有两门功课不及格，我现在心里很难受。
父亲（气愤地）：什么？你……
It's not that. 不是那样的。
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
A: No, it wasn't raining.
A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。
B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！
A：不是，当时并没有下雨。
Compare other things？比一下其他？
Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.
Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?
Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.
儿子：妈妈，John有双乔丹签名的球鞋。
妈妈：你只关心这个吗？不会比一下其它东西？
儿子：有啊，他妈妈比你漂亮。
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,
7. 简短的,带翻译的英语笑话
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom."What kind of bird?" my sister asked."I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child."Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her ."Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " Notes:(1) inform v.告诉（2） nest n.窝；巢（3） description n.描述（4） encourage v.鼓励（5） resemble v. 相似；类似18.鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”
那孩子回答说。“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。” I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?""Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes:(1) poisonous adj.有毒的（2） Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。
句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet？" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。
接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。
我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?A: By treading on his corn？如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
你说呢？Q: What do people do in a clock factory?A: They make faces all day.一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?A: Keep him awake.怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。
虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。英语笑话（二） He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美。
8. 经典英文短句{带翻译}
珍藏已久的句子。
分享给你。 God works. 上帝的安排。
Not so bad. 不错。 No way！ 不可能！ Don't flatter me. 过奖了。
Hope so. 希望如此。 Go down to business. 言归正传。
I'm not going. 我不去了。 Does it serve your purpose？ 对你有用吗？ I don't care. 我不在乎。
None of my business. 不关我事。 It doesn't work. 不管用。
Your are welcome. 你太客气了。 It is a long story. 一言难尽。
Between us. 你知，我知。 Sure thing！ 当然！ Talk truly. 有话直说。
I'm going to go. 我这就去。 Never mind. 不要紧。
Why are you so sure？ 怎么这样肯定？ Is that so？ 是这样吗？ Come on, be reasonable. 嗨，你怎么不讲道理。 When are you leaving？ 你什么时候走？ You don't say so. 未必吧，不至于这样吧。
Don't get me wrong. 别误会我。 You bet！ 一定，当然！ It's up to you. 由你决定。
The line is engaged. 占线。 My hands are full right now. 我现在很忙。
Can you dig it？ 你搞明白了吗？ I'm afraid I can't. 我恐怕不能。 How big of you！ 你真棒！ Poor thing！ 真可怜！ How about eating out？ 外面吃饭怎样？ Don't over do it. 别太过分了。
You want a bet？ 你想打赌吗？ What if I go for you？ 我替你去怎么样？ Who wants？ 谁稀罕？ Follow my nose. 凭直觉做某事。 Cheap skate！ 小气鬼！ Come seat here. 来这边坐。
Dinner is on me. 晚饭我请。 You ask for it！ 活该！ You don't say！ 真想不到！ Get out of here！ 滚出去！ How come… 怎么回事，怎么搞的。
Don't mention it. 没关系，别客气。 It is not a big deal！ 没什么了不起！ thousand times no！ 绝对办不到！ Who knows！ 天晓得！ Have a good of it.玩的很高兴。
Don't let me down. 别让我失望。 It is urgent. 有急事。
Can I have this. 可以给我这个吗？ It doesn't take much of you time. 这不花你好多时间。 Drop it！ 停止！ Bottle it！ 闭嘴！ There is nobody by that name working here.这里没有这个人。
Easy does it. 慢慢来。 Don't push me. 别逼我。
Come on！ 快点，振作起来！ What is the fuss？ 吵什么？ Still up？ 还没睡呀？ It doesn't make any differences. 没关系。 It is a deal！ 一言为定！ Take a seat！ 请坐！ Here ye！ 说得对！ It can be a killer. 这是个伤脑筋的问题。
Don't take ill of me. 别生我气。 It's up in the air. 尚未确定。
I am all ears. 我洗耳恭听。 Right over there. 就在那里。
Get an eyeful. 看个够。 Here we are！ 我们到了！ I lost my way. 我迷路了 Say hello to everybody for me. 替我向大家问好。
Not precisely！ 不见得，不一定！ That is unfair. 这不公平！ We have no way out. 我们没办法。 That is great！ 太棒了！ You are welcome！ 别客气！ I'm bored to death. 我无聊死了。
Bottoms up！ 干杯！ Big mouth！ 多嘴驴！ Can-do. 能人。 Don''t play possum！ 别装蒜！ He neither drinks nor smokes. 他既不喝酒也不抽烟。
Make it up！ 不记前嫌！ Watch you mouth. 注意言辞。 Any urgent thing？ 有急事吗？ Good luck！ 祝你好运！ Make it. 达到目的，获得成功。
I'll be seeing you. 再见。 I wonder if you can give me a lift？ 能让我搭一程吗？ It is raining. 要下雨了。
I might hear a pin drop. 非常寂静。 Don't get loaded. 别喝醉了。
Stay away from him. 别*近他。 Don't get high hat. 别摆架子。
That rings a bell. 听起来耳熟。 Play hooky. 旷工、旷课。
I am the one wearing pants in the house. 我当家。 Get cold feet. 害怕做某事。
Good for you！ 好得很！ Go ahead. 继续。 Help me out. 帮帮我。
Let's bag it. 先把它搁一边。 Lose head. 丧失理智。
He is the pain on neck. 他真让人讨厌。 Do you have straw？ 你有吸管吗？ Don't make up a story. 不要捏造事实。
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 小别胜新婚。 She make a mess of things. 她把事情搞得一塌糊涂。
He has a quick eye. 他的眼睛很锐利。 Shoot the breeze. 闲谈。
Tell me when！ 随时奉陪！ It is a small world！ 世界真是小！ Not at all. 根本就不（用）。 Let's play it by ear. 让我们随兴所至。
Wait and see. 等着瞧。 Why so blue？ 怎么垂头丧气？ What brought you here？ 什么风把你吹来了？ Hang on！ 抓紧（别挂电话）！ Leave me alone. 别理我。
Chin up. 不气 ，振作些。 You never know. 世事难料。
I stay at home a lot. 我多半在家里。 She'll be along in a few minutes. 他马上会过来。
I'm not it a good mood. 没有心情（做某事）。 He is a fast talker. 他是个吹牛大王。
Daring！ 亲爱的！ She is still mad at me. 她还在生我的气。 I'll get even with him one day. 我总有一天跟他扯平 Hit the ceiling. 大发雷霆。
She's got quite a wad. 她身怀巨款。 I don't have anywhere to be. 没地方可去。
I'm dying to see you. 我很想见你。 I swear by the God. 我对天发誓。
Nothing tricky. 别耍花招。 You might at least apologize. 你顶多道个歉就得了。
Price is soaring, if it goes on like this, we shall not be able to keep the pot boiling. 物价直线上升，这样子下去，我们锅里可没什么东西煮饭。 None of you keyhole。
9. 英语句子大全加翻译短句
1、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
2、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
4、We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery; the deepest wound was the most real emotions.我们在错误的时间相遇，在正确的时间却又分开。 走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。
5、Time would heal almost all wounds. If your wounds have not been healed up, please wait for a short while. 时间几乎会愈合所有伤口，如果你的伤口还没有愈合，请给时间一点时间！ 6、There's a difference between "love" and "like". If you like a flower you will pick it, but if you love a flower, you will water it every day. 爱与喜欢是有区别的。如果你喜欢一朵花，你会摘下它，但你要是爱它，你会每天灌溉它。
7、No need to have a reason to love you. Anything can be a reason not to love you.喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。 8、Life is sad at times, but it is up to you to make your own life happy.生活有时是令人沮丧的，但你可以努力让自己的过得开心。
9、Never think hard about past. It brings tears… Don't think more about future.Itbringsfears… Live this moment with a smile. It brings cheers.不要太想念过去，因它会给你带来悲伤；不要太思考未来，因它会带给你恐惧；用微笑活在当下，它会带来喜乐。 10、No matter how long the rain lasts, there will be a rainbow in the end. No matter how sad you may be, believe, that happiness is waiting.不管雨下多久，最终彩虹总会出现。
不管你有多难过，始终要相信，幸福就在 不远处。11、Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. it's about learning to dance in the rain.人生不是坐等暴风雨过去，而是学会在雨中起舞。
12、Three solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it. 有三个方法可以解决所有的问题。接受，改变，放开。
不能接受那就改变，不能改变，那就放开。 13、Because the things you're scared of are usually the most worthwhile.每天都尝试去一件你害怕的事情，因为，你所害怕的事情，往往是最值得的。
14、The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.人生的目标就是要好好地活，尝尽世间百态，勇敢积极地去体验新的、丰富的经历。 15、Sometimes, we need a little tears to clear the mist in our eyes, a little assurance to clear the doubts in our head, a little hug to nurse our aching heart.有时候，我们需要一点眼泪去洗掉眼中的迷雾，一点保证去扫去脑中的怀疑，一点拥抱去疗愈受伤的心，一点休息去继续前行。
16、When life give you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. 当生活给你一百个理由哭泣时，你就拿出一千个理由笑给它看。 17、Use your smile to change the world. Don't let the world change your smile.用你的笑容去改变这个世界，别让这个世界改变了你的笑容。
18、When I wake up every morning, the greatest joy is gazing upon you and sunshine, that is the future I desire.每天早上醒来，最大的愉悦就是看到你和阳光都在，这就是我想要的未来。 19、Life only comes around once. So make sure you're spending it the right way, with the right ones.生命只有一次，我们要以正确的方式，和正确的人一起度过。
20、When you wake up in the morning, set a goal that today you must be better than yesterday. Do it everyday, grow better！ 早上醒来时，给自己定个目标：今天一定要比昨天好！每天坚持，一定会大有收获。
10. 英语幽默短剧剧本 带翻译
旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. 在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。
o（∩_∩）o。哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。
但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。
Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！ （面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？ 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？ （画外音：是你是你太子丹 太子丹高兴状） 非常感谢，我的魔镜 （面对观众） 我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我 。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？ （向幕里大叫） 我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？ 阿三（毕恭毕敬） ： Honey, I am coming 亲耐滴老大，我来也。
太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着。
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