短句子网1.有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
尽管女人是天使，但婚姻却是魔鬼。
Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.
2.经典爱情英文语句
No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is ,won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某人，你是他的整个世界。 love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。 Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要悉眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
Don't waste your time on a man/woman,who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don't try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person,we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。 Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。 I need him like I need the air to breathe. 我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
If I know what love is, it is because of you. 因为你，我懂得了爱。 Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love never dies. 爱情永不死。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。
When love is not madness, it is not love. 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。 A heart that loves is always young. 有爱的心永远年轻。
Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。 Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。
The soul cannot live without love. 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 Brief is life, but love is long. 生命虽短，爱却绵长。
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. 在爱人眼里，一千里的旅程不过一里。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。 My heart is with you. 我的爱与你同在。
I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet！ 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I'll think of you every step of the way. 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love. 有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是"爱情"。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。 Love is a light that never dims. 爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight. 愿你的爱乘着。
3.最经典英语爱情句子
英语爱情名言 1、love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. 爱就像一场战争，开战容易停火难。
2、Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. 爱扒开你的胸膛，掏出你的心脏，有人就乘机侵入你的心胸把你搞得一团糟。 3、Does God punish or reward us with love？ 爱，是上帝用来惩罚我们的还是奖赏我们的呢？ 4、Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. 爱你的邻家女孩吧，但注意不要被逮着了。
5、I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. 我喜爱这样的一只手，它的力度让我有几分感觉的手。 6、The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 珍爱一切的好办法是：意识到你可能会失去它。
7、Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. 爱就像是握在手里的水银，把手指张开，它好好的呆在那里，要是你紧紧抓着，它反而溜走了。 8、If you judge people, you have no time to love them. 老是审视别人的话，你就腾不出时间去爱他们了。
9、A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. 极其微弱的一线希望就足以点燃爱的火花。 10、At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. 一谈到爱，每个人都变成了一位诗人。
11、Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect. 有时候，最适合你的人恰恰是你最没有想到的人。 12、How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. 我是多么幸运啊，拥有一样东西让我的“再见”迟迟说不出口。
13、The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special for them; there ought to be as many for love！ 爱斯基摩人有52个分别表示“雪”的词语，因为雪在他们的生活中太重要了；我们也应该有这么多表达“爱”的词语啊！ 14、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me. 如果世上真的不存在两方对等的爱，就让付出更多的一方是我吧。 15、When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again. 当两眼相遇久久凝视，这两双眼睛注定将会再一次相遇。
16、I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 我喜欢成家，拥有一个在自己的余生中特别想去得罪的人，这不是一件很美好的事情吗？ 17、Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 爱不是把地球变圆，爱是让环球旅行有价值。 18、To love is to be vulnerable. 去爱一个人就是把自己变得特别脆弱。
19、Love at first sight never happens before breakfast. 一见钟情的爱从来不会发生在饥肠辘辘的早餐以前。 20、To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction. 相爱不是你看我我看你，而是一起朝着相同的方向望去。
4.有趣的简短的英语句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
5.求英文爱情经典短句
Love is a chord in life, not a solo. 爱是和弦，不是独奏曲 Love and a cough cannot be hid. 爱跟咳嗽一样是掩饰不了的 It is impossible to love and to be wise. 要爱又兼要理性是不可能的 It is impossible to love and to be wise. 要爱又兼有理性是不可能的。
Love cannot be compelled. 爱情不能被强迫。 Love asks faith, and faith asks firmness. 爱情要求忠诚，而忠诚则要求坚定。
Love me little, love me long. 爱不贵亲密，而贵长久。 Without respect, love cannot go far. 倘不互相尊敬，爱亦难久持。
Love and a cough cannot be hid. 爱情与咳嗽不能隐匿。 Whom we love best to them we can say least. 对我们最爱的人，我们能说的话最少。
Where love fails, we espy all faults. 在爱情丧失的地方，我们就察见所有的缺点了。 One love expels another. 一个爱情驱除另一个爱情。
Love begets love. 爱产生爱。 Love laughs at locksmiths. 爱情嘲笑锁匠。
Faults are thick where love is thin. 嘲情义淡，样样不顺眼。 Love makes the world go round. 爱能使世界转动。
Love can turn the cottage into a golden palace. 爱情可化陋室为宫殿。 Love me, love my dog. 爱屋及乌。
The course of true love never did run 真诚的爱情永不是走一条平坦的道路的。 Marry in haste, and repent at leisure. 草率成婚，后悔莫及。
6.有趣搞笑的英语句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
7.请告诉我一个英文幽默故事
ME TOO One day Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary went to an african country。
The president of this country don't speak English, so he learned a little greeting sentence from his translater。 His translater told him when first meet a person you can say:"How are you?" the probably answer maybe:"I am fine, and you?" then you should say:"Me too!" When he meet Bill Clinton at airport he was so excited that forgot the sentence he have learned before。
He want to say:"How are you" but he said:"Who are you?" Bill was puzzled but he want to show his humour and he said:"I am Hillary's husband, and you？…" The african president finally remembered what to say and said:"Me too!"。
8.关于爱情的的英文短句
百度知道里的 借用仅供参考1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend along hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears。3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?4、我要幸福的昏倒了！I am too happy to stand faint!5、月亮代表我的心！The moonlight stands for my heart!6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。
8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存 感激。
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。Life is apure flame,and we live by an invisible sun within us. 生命是一束纯净的火焰，我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在。
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows. There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action. 我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合， 可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
Never frown, even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side. 我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。
No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being. 只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her. 错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad,someone might fall in love with your smile. 永远都不要停止微笑，即使是在你难过的时候，说不定有人会因为你的笑容而爱上你。
You may only be a person in this world,but for someone,you're the world. 你可能只是实际上的一个人，但对于某人来说，你就是全世界。Maybe God wants you to meet。
9.英语爱情短语,,要很有感觉的
我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美.No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.爱情是一个精心设计的谎言Love is a carefully designed lie.承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover.凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去Fading is true while flowering is past为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我.Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of。
爱情…在指缝间承诺 指缝….在爱情下交缠.Love ,promised between the fingersFinger rift,twisted in the love感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然to feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing,when all the romance is far away,the eternity is always there茹菓只遈遇见，吥能停畱，吥茹吥遇见/.If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered .宁愿笑著流泪，嘢不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken,is it needed to fix？与你保持着一种暖昧的关系，怕自己会爱上你，怕你离开后，我会流泪When keeping the ambiguity with you ,I fear I will fall in love with you, and I fear I will cry after your leaving.当香烟爱上（_火柴时，就注定受到伤害When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt噎兲发觉ャ除了爱ωǒ什嚒都未囿I found one day that I had nothing except the love命里哊时钟需哊 命里无时莫强求You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life.没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁.No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others.永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。Eternity is not a distance but a decision.在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me.距离使两颗心靠得更近。Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.。
10.英语中有趣的短语,成语
谚语： ⒈Actions speak louder than words。
事实胜于雄辩。 ⒉Knowledge is power。
知识就是力量。 ⒊An idle youth,a needy age。
少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。 ⒋Better late than never。
晚做总比不做强。 ⒌Better pills may have wholesome effects。
良药苦口。 ⒍Easy come,easy go。
来得容易，去得容易。 ⒎Look before you leap。
三思而后行。 ⒏Well begin is half done。
好的开始是成功的一半。 ⒐Speech is silver,silence is gold。
雄辩是银，缄默是金。 ⒑All good things come to an end。
天下没有不散的宴席。 ⒒Even Homer sometimes nods。
智者千虑，必有一失。 ⒓It's dogged that does it。
世上无难事，只怕有心人。 ⒔Live and learn。
活到老，学到老。 ⒕All roads lead to Rome。
条条大路通罗马。 ⒖Opportunity seldom knocks twice。
机不可失，失不再来。 成语： ⒈What's done can not be undone。
木已成舟。 ⒉In prosperity think of adversity。
居安思危。 ⒊Pride will have a fall。
骄者必败。 ⒋Practise what you preach。
言行一致。 ⒌Practice makes perfect。
熟能生巧。 ⒍Every man has his faults。
人孰无过。 ⒎You cannot clap with one hand。
孤掌难鸣。 ⒏No pain,no gain。
无劳不获。 ⒐Where there is a will,there is a way。
有志者事竟成。 ⒑Seeing is believing。
百闻不如一见。 ⒒I am caught between the devil and the deep blue sea。
进退维谷。 ⒓All corners of the land。
五湖四海。 ⒔Blazing with colour。
五彩缤纷。 ⒕Take in everything at a glance。
一览无余。 ⒖Round the clock。
日以继夜。 ⒗Justly and forcefully。
理直气壮。 ⒘It rains cats and dogs。
大雨滂沱。 ⒙Walls have ears。
隔墙有耳。 ⒚Heart and soul。
一心一意。 ⒛Do in Rome as the Romans do。
入乡随俗。鼠目寸光 be shortsighted 金蝉脱壳 escape unnoticed 飞禽走兽 birds and beasts。
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