短句子网1.有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
尽管女人是天使，但婚姻却是魔鬼。
Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.
2.求一些情侣间比较甜蜜的英语句子、、、最好是简单易懂的、
You look wonderful tonight, my sweet heart .亲爱的，你今晚真美。
Darling, you know that I can't stop loving you.你知道我不能停止爱你。（直译=..=）
You are the apple of my eye. 你是我的掌上明珠，心中挚爱。
I love you, say no more. 爱你，一切尽在不言中。
Where there is life with you here, there is hope. 有你就有生活的希望/你是我生活的全部。
I love gazing into your eyes. 我喜欢凝视你的双眸。
You look stunning/great/fabulous. 你看上去美极了！
Meeting you was fate. 能遇到你是命中注定。
Love you forever. 爱你到永恒。
3.找情侣之间爱情英文句子
I love you forever. 我永远爱你
Loving you my dear. 亲爱的，我爱你
I can't live without you . 我不能没有你
I need you my love. 我的爱，我需要你
You are my all .你是我的全部
You are my life.你是我生命的全部
I love you more than I can say 我爱你胜过用任何言语来表达
4.关于情侣或夫妻间love的英文谚语
关于LOVE的谚语 Love and a cough cannot be hid. 爱情和咳嗽是藏不住的。
Love at first sight. 一见钟情 Love can neither be bought or sold. 爱情是不能买卖的。 Love cannot be forced. 爱情不能强求。
Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。 Love is never without jealousy. 有爱情必有妒忌。
Love is the reward of love. 爱就是爱的报酬。 Love lives in cottage as well as in courts. 爱情不分贫贱与高贵。
Love me, love my dog. 爱屋及乌。 Love should not be all on one side. 单恋不成爱。
Faults are sick when love is thin. 一朝情义淡，洋样不顺眼。 He knows not what love is that has no children. 没有孩子的人不知道什么叫爱。
One love drives out another. 新的爱情来， 旧的爱情去。 Unlucky in love, lucky at play. 情场失意， 赌场得意。
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. 情人眼里出西施。 I love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is ,won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要悉眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某人，你是他的整个世界。
Don't waste your time on a man/woman,who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don't try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person,we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。All the love that history knows ,is said tobe in every rose.Yet all that could be found in two , is less than what Ifeel for you . 据说，每朵玫瑰花里面都有历史上所有的爱情；但两朵玫瑰花里所有的，也比不上我对你的感觉。
Love and be silent. ------<李尔王> People love others not for who they are,but for how they make them feel. (Invin Federman) 一个人爱别人并不在意对方本身，而是在意对方给自己的感受 。 To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose,the next best. (William Thackeray) 爱后得到了是最好的；爱后失去了，下一个才是最好的。
Love is a master key which opens the gate of happiness. (Oliver Wedell Holms) 爱是打开快乐之门的万能钥匙。 Do you to know the easiest way to fall in love? Just associate with all your pleasant experience with someone, and disassociate from all the unpleasant ones. (Richard Bandler) 你知道坠入爱河最容易的方法吗？只要你同一个人分享你所有的快乐，而避开所有的不悦。
……healings occur easiest in atmosphere of love. (Sri Harold Klemp) ……在爱的气氛中最易康复。 The vital importance of love is to love all life without qualms, without wisdom or religion uppermost in the mind of the lover. (Shariyat-Ki-Sugmad) 爱情最重要的就是抛开疑惧，抛开爱人头脑中至上的智慧和信仰去真心地爱生活 If one begins to look for love, he will find it. If he puts any condtions, there will be obstacles. (Shariyat-Ki-Sugmad) 如果一个人寻求爱情，他会成功的；如果他附加了条件，这将会阻碍他的前进。
Love never sees one's mistakes, it accepts and forgives, best of all, learn from it. (Seri Rulez) 爱情对错误不会计较，而是接受和原谅，甚至还会从中得到教训。 Never wait for love to come to you, for you will be waiting lifetime. (Amber) 不要坐等爱情的到来，因为你将会等待一生。
Love is patient and kind, love is not jealous or boastful, it is not arrogant or rude. (Corinthians) 爱情就是耐心与善良，不是妒忌与自夸，也不是傲慢与无礼。 If we give love, we get love. And even in the most difficult times, we find there is always a way to get through. (Sri Harold Klemp) 如果付出爱，我们就能得到爱。
即使在最困难的时候，这都是真理。 Love is absolute. But the conception of love varies with the individual consciousness. (from Stranger by the River) 爱情是绝对的，但不同观。
5.说一些情侣之间的英语对话,或是有爱意的句子,用英语
1.Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes.你有地图么？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了。
2.Meeting you was fate, and falling in love with you was out of my control.遇见你是命运的安排而爱上你是我情不自禁。3.No man or woman is worth your tears and the one who is, won't make your cry.没人值得你为ta流泪，真正爱你的人不会让你哭泣。
4.There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.我早上醒来的原因有两个： 闹钟和你。5.You are everything to me, and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.你是我的一切，上帝让你来到我身边，我真是太幸运。
6.In spite of you and me and the silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.哪怕是世界末日，我都会爱你。7.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put Y and I together.如果我能重新来排列字母，我要把Y（你）跟I（我）排在一起。
8.It's not being in love that makes me happy, but is being in love with you.不是恋爱的感觉让我幸福而是爱上你的感觉让我幸福。9.There are 4 steps to happiness: 1 you 2 me 3 our hearts 4 together通往幸福的路有四步：1 你2 我3 我们的心4 在一起。
10.Love you so I don`t wanna go to sleep, for reality is better than a dream.爱你所以我不愿去睡觉，因为现实比梦 境更美。
6.恋人之间说的话（英文版）
Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。 Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。 I need him like I need the air to breathe. 我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
If I know what love is, it is because of you. 因为你，我懂得了爱。 Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love never dies. 爱情永不死。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。
When love is not madness, it is not love. 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。 A heart that loves is always young. 有爱的心永远年轻。
Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。 Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。
The soul cannot live without love. 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 Brief is life, but love is long. 生命虽短，爱却绵长。
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. 在爱人眼里，一千里的旅程不过一里。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。 My heart is with you. 我的爱与你同在。
I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet！ 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I'll think of you every step of the way. 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 引用内容 The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love. 有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是"爱情"。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。 Love is a light that never dims. 爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight. 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。 She who has never loved, has never lived. 人活着总要爱一回。
Life is the flower for which love is the honey. 生命如花，爱情是蜜。 No words are necessary between two loving hearts. 两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。
Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。 You make my heart smile. 我的心因你而笑。
The road to a lover's house is never long. 通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。 Why do the good girls, always want the bad boys？ 为何好女孩总喜欢坏男孩？ Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning. 和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
It is never too late to fall in love. 爱永远不会嫌晚。 To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。
Where there is love, there are always wishes. 哪里有爱，哪里就有希望。 You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. 你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。
Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. 爱是永恒的，外表可能改变，但本质永远不变。 Love is not a matter of counting the days. It's making the days count. 爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。
With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines. 拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。 Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered. 爱情是一方织巾，用自然编织，用幻想点缀。
First love is unforgettable all one's 。