短句子网1.求英文幽默简短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；强推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；强推这句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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2.英语幽默短句100个
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3.搞笑的英语句子
老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
4.描写心情的英语句子
what a bad day for me
what a pity
how terrible!!
I am in an ill humor.
我心情不好。
I'm in a bad mood
I'm in foul temper
I'm feeling rather blue
I"m in that low frame of mind.
I"m in a bad temper
lost，失落drowsy，心情低下
伤心
grief
grieve
hurt
smart from
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5.英语幽默短句
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
6.英语幽默短句
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry. 聪明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？ 努力工作不会导致死亡。
但为什么要冒险呢？。
7.听起来有趣的英语短句
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。 我知道。
你知道。我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 这是一句双关语。
前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”
7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。 这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。
下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。 8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？ 这是一种文字简化游戏。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。） 9. He never saw a saw saw a saw。
他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。 第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子"，第三个saw是动词"锯"。
8.有哪些悲伤的英语短句
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。Atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手，触动你心灵的人。
I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合，可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side.我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。
No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being. 只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。
A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 一个真正的朋友会握着你的手，触动你的心。The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her. 错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。
Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,so when this happens ,you'll be thankful. 也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。
Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile because it heppened. 不要因为它的结束而哭，应当因为它的发生而笑。There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful. 生活中总会有伤害你的人，所以你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心些而已。
Don't struggle so much,best things happen when not expected. 不要做太多的抗争，最好的东西总是发生在出乎意料的时候。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡.One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧.There should be a better way to start a d。
9.有趣的简短的英语句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
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