短句子网1.有趣的简短的英语句子
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
2.求英文幽默简短的句子
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；强推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；强推这句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3.有趣的英语句子
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。
你知道。我知道你知道。
我知道你知道我知道。 We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 （这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
4.有趣搞笑的英语句子
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
5.求：一些简单有趣的英语一词多义的句子,比如.A fly ean fly.苍蝇会
英语中最最有趣的句子
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）
6.有没有非常实用的英语句子
999句最实用英语口语！ 1。
I see. 我明白了。 2。
I quit！ 我不干了！ 3。 Let go！ 放手！ 4。
Me too. 我也是。 5。
My god！ 天哪！ 6。 No way！ 不行！ 7。
Come on. 来吧（赶快） 8。 Hold on. 等一等。
9。 I agree。
我同意。 10。
Not bad. 还不错。 11。
Not yet. 还没。 12。
See you. 再见。 13。
Shut up！ 闭嘴！ 14。 So long. 再见。
15。 Why not？ 好呀！ （为什么不呢？） 16。
Allow me. 让我来。 17。
Be quiet！ 安静点！ 18。 Cheer up！ 振作起来！ 19。
Good job！ 做得好！ 20。 Have fun！ 玩得开心！ 21。
How much？ 多少钱？ 22。 I'm full. 我饱了。
23。 I'm home. 我回来了。
24。 I'm lost. 我迷路了。
25。 My treat. 我请客。
26。 So do I. 我也一样。
27。 This way。
这边请。 28。
After you. 您先。 29。
Bless you！ 祝福你！ 30。 Follow me. 跟我来。
31。 Forget it！ 休想！ （算了！） 32。
Good luck！ 祝好运！ 33。 I decline！ 我拒绝！ 34。
I promise. 我保证。 35。
Of course！ 当然了！ 36。 Slow down！ 慢点！ 37。
Take care！ 保重！ 38。 They hurt. （伤口）疼。
39。 Try again. 再试试。
40。 Watch out！ 当心。
41。 What's up？ 有什么事吗？ 42。
Be careful！ 注意！ 43。 Bottoms up！ 干杯（见底）！ 44。
Don't move！ 不许动！ 45。 Guess what？ 猜猜看？ 46。
I doubt it 我怀疑。 47。
I think so. 我也这么想。 48。
I'm single. 我是单身贵族。 49。
Keep it up！ 坚持下去！ 50。 Let me see.让我想想。
51。 Never mind.不要紧。
52。 No problem！ 没问题！ 53。
That's all！ 就这样！ 54。 Time is up. 时间快到了。
55。 What's new？ 有什么新鲜事吗？ 56。
Count me on 算上我。 57。
Don't worry. 别担心。 58。
Feel better？ 好点了吗？ 59。 I love you！ 我爱你！ 60。
I'm his fan。 我是他的影迷。
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7.有没有什么特别有趣的英文短句
A DOG IN THE MANGER 因为文化传统的关系，狗在英语语言中都被当作忠实、可爱、聪敏的象征，因此与之有关的短语也大多为褒义之词，但 a dog in the manger 则属例外。
从字面来看，A dog in the manger 是指『马厩里的狗』，读者可能觉得奇怪了，狗怎么跑到马厩里去了呢？要解释清楚这个短语的实际含义，还得『追根溯源』。 这个短语最早出现于《伊索预言》，故事的梗概是：一匹马和一条牛正在马厩里吃草。
这时，一条狗闯进来了，它十分霸道地要马和牛都走开。马和牛十分温和地对它说：可是你是不吃草的呀！这条狗却蛮不讲理地说：我是不吃草，可是我不吃的东西也不能让你们白吃！这样，这条狗霸占了盛满稻草的马槽，却赶走了以草为生的马和牛。
而它自己呢，也只能看着稻草而不能吃。 《美国韦氏大词典》将其解释为：The dog who would not allow a horse or ox to eat the hay in a manger, even though he himself did not want it. 并且在这一基本意义的基础上又将该片语引申为：A persom who selfishly withholds from others something that he himself can not use or does not need. 讲到这里，大家可能已经想到了汉语中的一个俗语：『占着茅坑不拉屎』，两者在语意上倒也确实十分贴近。
根据具体的语境，这个短语还可以理解为『自私自利的人』，『一毛不拨的人』等。例如： Don't be such a dog in the manger. Lend your bicycle to him since you will not go out this afternoon. 【中】别这么不够朋友。
既然你今天下午不出去就把自行车借给他用一用。 ANTS IN ONE'S PANTS 如果仅从字面上看，这个短语即指『裤子里的蚂蚁』。
蚂蚁怎么爬到裤子里去了呢，裤子里有蚂蚁又会是怎样的一种感觉呢？读者还是迷惑不解。 这个短语的具体出处已无法考证，但有一种说法比较合乎情理，具有一定的说服力。
据说很久以前探险家到荒山野岭去探险的时候，为了防备猛兽的袭击，做好了各种各样的准备工作。他们带上防身的武器，以防不测。
但是他们怎么也没有料到，猛兽对他们的威胁不大，因为这些野兽对这些不速之客也心存畏惧，早就逃之夭夭了。倒是草丛里的小昆虫、蚂蚁却毫无顾忌地钻进了他们的裤脚，在他们的身上乱爬。
结果搞得这些探险家坐立不安，无所适从。逐渐地，ants in one's pants 便形成了一个固定短语，与汉语中的『坐立不安』、『急得像热锅上的蚂蚁』等相对成趣。
例如： Tom has got a ticket to the football match, but his father ordered him to write the composition at home. He has ants in his pants. 【中】汤姆搞到了足球赛的票，但他父亲让他在家写作文。他急得像热锅上的蚂蚁。
DOUBLE BAGGER 中文可译为『 无地自容者』。通常指某个人因为自身的原因比如性格孤僻而不受大家的欢迎，或者是因为做了什么见不得人的事情而在别人面前感到羞愧不已，恨不得用两个袋子将自己的头藏起来，以掩饰自己的难堪和窘迫。
例如： The actress was aware that she had committed a double bagger when she completely forgot her lines, and then her wig fell off. 【中】那位女演员很清楚自己做了一件无地自容的事，因为她忘了台词，而且假发也掉了下来。 APPLE OF SODOM 这是一个同苹果有关的短语，要想弄清楚它的确切含义，还要对它的来源做一番考察。
该短语中的 Sodom 是远古时代的一座城市，位于现在的死海附近。据说该城市为罪恶之深渊。
在这座城市里，生长着一种十分高大的苹果树，它结出的果实十分漂亮，非常惹人喜爱。凡是经过这儿的人们都禁不住要采摘一个下来品尝，然而当拿到手里剥去皮之后，令人大失所望、里面是一团像灰土一样的东西，根本无法食用。
根据神话传说，这是上帝对这里的人们的一种惩罚。后来，人们便用 apple of Sodom 来表达这样的含义：something that is not worth its value，汉语中的『金玉其外，败絮其中』、『徒有其表（的人或物）』等表达的就是这一含义。
例如： Nowadays few people believe in advertisements, which are almost regarded as a lure for people to buy some apple of Somdom. 【中】现在很少有人相信广告，因为它们只是想让人们购买劣质商品的诱饵。 TO TEACH A FISH HOW TO SWIM 你有听说过不会游泳的鱼吗？你有听说过鱼因不会游泳而被淹死的事吗？如果谁有这样的担忧，我想和那个被人嘲笑了几百年的担心天会塌下来的杞国人就没有什么差别了，必定会成为人们茶余饭后的笑料。
作为一种本能，鱼儿天生就是会游泳的，完全适应水底生活，如果有人想教鱼儿how to swim，这和在鲁班门前卖弄使斧头的功夫，在孔老夫子面前卖弄写文章的本领又有什么差异呢？ 因此，to teach a fish how to swim 的含义就是〖班门弄斧〗，〖在孔夫子面前卖文章〗。英语中类似的表达还有：teach a dog to chase rabbits; show the President where the White House is; teach the Pope how to pray; use Chinese maxims in front of Confucius。
BLUE MOON 在英语语言中，与blue moon相关的短语还有once in a blue moon（千载难逢地），cry/ask for the moon（异想天开，想做做不到的事）等。blue 。
8.简短有趣的英语短文（100词左右）
got a story to tell A version of my ghetto where life felt for real Some would call it hell but to me it was heaven God gave me the grace, amazin' ways of living How would you feel if you had to catch your meal? Build a hut to live and to eat and chill in. Having to pump the water outta the ground The way we put it down utilizing what is around Like land for farming, river for fishing Everyone helpin' each other whenever they can That's how we be survivin' back in my homeland We makin' it happen, from nothin' to somethin' Lapit mga kaibigan at makinig kano / Come together and listen (Listen up yo) Ako'y padadalang, balita galing sa bayan ko / I brought news from my native land (Listen closely yo) Ng manga pangyayaring ganaganap / and what goes on Yaung pamamahagi ang mga kuento / I'll tell you how we live Sa lupang pinangako / From my beloved homeland Yo, its been a while but。
I been back home to my homeland, (check it out) to see what's going on Man it feels good to be back at home And it's been a decade, on the journey all alone I was fourteen when I first left Philippines I've been away half my life, but it felt like a day To be next to my mom with her home cooked meal Meant I felt complete, my emotions I feel! Now life has changed for me in the U.S But back at home man, life was a mess。 I guess sometimes life's stresses gets you down Lapit mga kaibigan at makinig kano / Come together and listen (Listen up yo) On your knees, oh brother I wish I could have helped you out。
Ako'y padadalang, balita galing sa bayan ko / I brought news from my native land (Listen closely yo) Yaung pamamahagi ang mga kuento / I'll tell you how we live Ng manga pangyayaring ganaganap / and what goes on Sa lupang pinangako / From my beloved homeland Black eyed peas - The apl song。
9.搞笑的英语句子翻译
一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的。
