短句子网1.有关情侣或夫妻间“爱”的搞笑的英文短句
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
尽管女人是天使，但婚姻却是魔鬼。
Though women are angels,yet wedlock′s the devil.
2.找情侣之间爱情英文句子
I love you forever. 我永远爱你
Loving you my dear. 亲爱的，我爱你
I can't live without you . 我不能没有你
I need you my love. 我的爱，我需要你
You are my all .你是我的全部
You are my life.你是我生命的全部
I love you more than I can say 我爱你胜过用任何言语来表达
3.求很搞笑的英文个性语录
1 我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world. 2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover. 4 凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去 Fading is true while flowering is past 5 为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我. Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of。
6 如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了 If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars 7 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered . 8 宁愿笑著流泪，也不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？ I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害 When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt 11 人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪 When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求 You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life. 13 没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁. No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。 Eternity is not / a distance but a decision. 15 在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell 16 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。 Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 距离使两颗心靠得更近。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 因为你，我懂得了爱。 If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 28 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 有爱的心永远年轻。 A heart that loves is always young. 32 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。
Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 The soul cannot live without love. 34 生命虽短，爱却绵长。
Brief is life, but love is long. 35 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 我的爱与你同在。 My heart is with you. 38 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 39 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 爱是一盏永[url= /]QQ分组[/url]不昏暗的明灯。
Love is a light that never dims. 。
4.英语经典爱情短句
《经典爱情英语短句（10句）》1)I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。《21句经典英文爱情谚语》一、It is impossible to love and to be wise.要爱又兼有理性是不可能的。
二、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。三、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
四、It is impossible to love and to be wise. 要爱又兼要理性是不可能的 五、Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 用他的方式爱你也是真爱 六、To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. 爱人和被人爱是最大的幸福 七、True love's the gift which God has given to man alone beneath the heaven. 真爱是上帝赐予世人的礼物 八、A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 真正的朋友会触动你的心 九、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 他在你身边你却不知他爱你 十、Love and a cough cannot be hid. 爱跟咳嗽一样是掩饰不了的 十一、Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile. 因为你的笑容而爱上你 十二、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于某人你是他的整个世界 十三、Love is not only a sentiment but also an art. 爱情不仅是感情，也是艺术 十四、Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death. 爱情没有极限，不会死亡 十五、Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 别与不在乎你的人分享快乐 十六、Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 遇到真爱时我们应心存感激 十七、Love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies. 爱情常是喜剧，偶尔是悲剧 十八、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有 十九、There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful. 相信别人只是小心点而已 二十、Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 别为不愿付出的人浪费时间 二十一、Love is a chord in life, not a solo. 爱是和弦，不是独奏曲。
5.用英语讲几句关于爱情的经典句子
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is ,won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某人，你是他的整个世界。
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on
you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
6.经典爱情英语短句
满意勿忘采纳《经典爱情英语短句（10句）》1)I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。《21句经典英文爱情谚语》一、It is impossible to love and to be wise.要爱又兼有理性是不可能的。
二、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。三、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
四、It is impossible to love and to be wise. 要爱又兼要理性是不可能的 五、Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 用他的方式爱你也是真爱 六、To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. 爱人和被人爱是最大的幸福 七、True love's the gift which God has given to man alone beneath the heaven. 真爱是上帝赐予世人的礼物 八、A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 真正的朋友会触动你的心 九、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 他在你身边你却不知他爱你 十、Love and a cough cannot be hid. 爱跟咳嗽一样是掩饰不了的 十一、Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile. 因为你的笑容而爱上你 十二、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于某人你是他的整个世界 十三、Love is not only a sentiment but also an art. 爱情不仅是感情，也是艺术 十四、Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death. 爱情没有极限，不会死亡 十五、Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 别与不在乎你的人分享快乐 十六、Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 遇到真爱时我们应心存感激 十七、Love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies. 爱情常是喜剧，偶尔是悲剧 十八、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有 十九、There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful. 相信别人只是小心点而已 二十、Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 别为不愿付出的人浪费时间 二十一、Love is a chord in life, not a solo. 爱是和弦，不是独奏曲。
7.英语经典爱情短句
《经典爱情英语短句（10句）》 1)I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。 《21句经典英文爱情谚语》 一、It is impossible to love and to be wise. 要爱又兼有理性是不可能的。
二、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。 三、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
四、It is impossible to love and to be wise. 要爱又兼要理性是不可能的 五、Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 用他的方式爱你也是真爱 六、To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. 爱人和被人爱是最大的幸福 七、True love's the gift which God has given to man alone beneath the heaven. 真爱是上帝赐予世人的礼物 八、A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 真正的朋友会触动你的心 九、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 他在你身边你却不知他爱你 十、Love and a cough cannot be hid. 爱跟咳嗽一样是掩饰不了的 十一、Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile. 因为你的笑容而爱上你 十二、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于某人你是他的整个世界 十三、Love is not only a sentiment but also an art. 爱情不仅是感情，也是艺术 十四、Love triumphs over everthing. Love has no age, no limit and no death. 爱情没有极限，不会死亡 十五、Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 别与不在乎你的人分享快乐 十六、Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 遇到真爱时我们应心存感激 十七、Love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies. 爱情常是喜剧，偶尔是悲剧 十八、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有 十九、There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful. 相信别人只是小心点而已 二十、Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 别为不愿付出的人浪费时间 二十一、Love is a chord in life, not a solo. 爱是和弦，不是独奏曲。
8.关于爱情的英语短句
一、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。
二、It is universally ackonwledged that you are indispensible to me. 全世界都知道你是我不可或缺的。 三、I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
四、Think of you every day,your company,happiness is so natural.想你的每一天，都有你陪伴，幸福是那么的自然。 五、My heart beats for you every day. I am inspired by you every minute, and I worry about you every second. It is wonderful to have you in my life. 每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心，有你的感觉真好。
六、Love, so soft and warm beside me, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you. Ed Walter.爱，围绕在我的身边，如此温柔，如此温馨；如果我要奉献我的心，那它只属于你。 七、Love is not a matter of counting the days. It's making the days count.爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。
八、first impression of you is most lasting. 对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。 九、Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
十、There's always that one song that brings back old memories. 总有那么一首歌，让你陷入深深的回忆。 十一、Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
十二、love understands love; it needs no talk. 相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。 十三、Your own taste,let my heart closely rely on.你的专属的味道，让我的心紧紧依靠。
十四、Love's tongue is in the eyes.爱情的话语全在双眼之中。 十五、love me little and love me long. 不求情意绵绵，但求天长地久。
十六、Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you.在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。 十七、To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world.对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。
十八、Bing single means that you are strong enough and patient to wait for the one who deseres you.单身意味着你足够坚强，有足够的耐心去等待值得拥有你的那个人。 十九、It looks like you already know deep in my heart.你那熟悉的模样已经深深烙印我心中。
二十、The love we give away is the only love we keep.我们付出的爱是我们唯一长久拥有的爱。
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1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼.5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里.6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天.无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露.7.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法.如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了.9.Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰.10.Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明.11.Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面.12.Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西.13.Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去.14.Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬.15.There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18.How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19.Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千.现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千.20.If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧.21.Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口.23.Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。