短句子网1.三人英语幽默搞笑小短剧
A：（生气的）谁和你是同学？ C：我们是朋友。
B：（生气的）你心里还有我这个朋友吗？ C：我们互相帮助互相关心，是应该的。并不是所有的男女关系都只能存在着爱情，友情同样可以存在的。
我是你们师姐，关心你们，帮助你们也是应该的。 A：怎么，你不是要和我发展那种关系？ B：你对我没意思啊？ [《祝你一路顺风》伴奏曲响起。
C：（深情的）你们都想到哪儿去了？我们快毕业了，明天我就要走了，我走了以后，我们还是好朋友，有空要多联系啊。来，你们过来。
[A 、B慢慢走过去。 C：（拿出一本书，给A）A，这本书是我送给你的，你曾经打算要买的。
来，拿去吧，作个留念吧。 [A双手接过，低着头，抚摸着书面。
C：（拿出一支钢笔，对B）B，这钢笔送给你，你曾经向我借过，还夸它挺好写的。我知道你挺喜欢书法的，拿去多多练习啊。
[B双手接过，低着头。 [稍后电铃声响起。
C：师弟，我该走了，咱们再见了！（缓缓的走开） A：（同时，深情地）师姐再见！ B：（见C走了几步）师姐，要记得我们啊。 C的画外音：会的。
A: Who (is angry) and you is schoolmate? C: We are the friend. B: (Is angry) in your heart also to have my this friend? C: We help to care about mutually mutually, is should.Is not all sexual relations all only can have love, the friendship may exist similarly.I am your female apprentice, cares about you, helps you also is should. A: How, aren't you must develop that kind of relations with me? B: You do not have the meaning to me? ["Wishes Your Bon Voyage" the partner to play a tune resounds. C: (Affection) you all thought where went? We have graduated quickly, I will have to walk tomorrow, I walked after, our good friend, had free time wants to relate.Comes, you come. [A, B walk slowly. C: (Puts out a book, for A) A, this book is I gives you, you once planned had to buy.Comes, to take away, makes to accept as a memento. [A both hands received, lower the head, are stroking written. C: (Puts out a fountain pen, to B) B, this fountain pen gave you, you has borrowed to me, but also very well praised it to write.I knew you very like the calligraphy, takes away very much practices. [B both hands received, lower the head. [Later the electric bell sound gets up. C: The fellow, I should walk, we goodbye! (Slowly gets out of the way) A: (At the same time, affectionately) female apprentice goodbye! B: (Saw C to walk several steps) the female apprentice, had to remember us. C offscreen voice: Meeting.。
2.英语幽默短句100个
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
3.有谁可以告诉我一些有趣的英语短语
1.black and white黑白2.board and lodging膳宿 3.cause and fact因果4.day and night日夜 5.east and west东西6.far and near远近 7.good and evil好坏8.heaven and earth天地 9.husband and wife夫妇10.men and women男女 11.physical and mental身心12.right and wrong是非 13.thunder and lighting雷电 14.women and children妇孺 二、与汉语词序相反的词组 1.fire and water水火2.right and left左右 3.heavy and light轻重4.sooner or later迟早 5.young and old老少6.sweat and blood血汗 7.flesh and blood血肉 8.agriculture and industry工农业 9.iron and steel钢铁 10.ladies and gentlemen先生们女士们 11.heat and cold冷热12.old and new新旧 13.back and front前后14.land and sea海陆 15.southeast东南16.northeast东北 17.southwest西南18.northwest西北 19.ups and downs沉浮 20.food and clothing衣食 21.rich and poor贫富22.eat and drink饮食 23.back and belly腹背24.bed and board膳宿 25.joy and sorrow悲欢 26.wide,long and high长宽高 27.north,south,east and west东南西北 三、英语词序相反，词义迥异的词组 1.a kind of一种，某种，有点 of a kind同类的，徒有其名的，不怎么样的 2.in all总共 all in精疲力尽的，精疲力竭的 3.in hand在手中 hand in上交 4.from far来自远方 far from离得远，远非 5.ifonly要是……，但愿……，只要……就好了（常与虚拟语气连用） only if必须在……的条件下，非在……的条件下不可（引导条件状语从句） 6.other than不同于……，除了…… than other比其它的 7.much too太……（后加形容词、副词） too much太多的……（后加名词） 8.trust in相信，信任 in trust委托人管，保管，照顾 9.turn in上交，交出 in turn轮流，反过来 10.such as诸如……之类，象……一样（用来列举同类事物） as such如此，象这样的（表上下文之间的照应） 11.see you回头见，再见 you see你瞧，你是知道的，要知道（用于插入语）。
4.求英文小短句,要有趣,3
Classroom （教室）
Karen: How are you today, John？ （今天怎么样，John?）
John: I am ok. Still busy with homeworks. （还成。就是作业还没写完。）
Karen: For which subject？（哪门课的没写完？）
John: Math. （数学）
Angela: I finished the math homework. Do you need some help？ （我的数学作业写完了。要帮忙不？）
John: O, great! I am really terrible at math. （嗯！太好了！我数学真是烂死了。）
Karen: Then let us go to the library. Sam is in the library and I want to ask him questions about the english essay. （那我们去图书馆吧。Sam就在图书馆，正好我还想问下他关于英语作文的事儿呢。）
Library（图书馆）
Sam: Hello everyone. Are your all coming for homework？ （哟，大家好。都来写作业么？）
Angela: Yes, sounds boring but it's ture. （是啊，听上去很无聊，但也没办法。）
Sam: Ha, I just finished all my works. Finally, I am free now~ woo~ （哈，我刚把作业都写完。终于可以做其它事情了~）
Angela: I am afraid that you can't go yet. Karen wants you to help her with the english essay. （我觉着你还不能走呢。Karen要你帮下她的英语作文呢。）
Sam: Ok, I am glad to help. （哦好的，没问题。）
5.求3人简单英语搞笑短剧,3
英语话剧剧本《臭脚的故事》 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤
超级搞笑，哈哈哈
从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
有一天她来到”香国” 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince's fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn't sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn't sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn't sleep, she only had to smell the prince's stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
6.英语幽默短句
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
7.搞笑的英语句子翻译
一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的。
8.能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子
The nice men are ugly.好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice.帅男人不好。The handsome and nice men are gay.又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。The handsome men without money are after our money.而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE！又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
NOW。WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN？现在。
到底有谁了解男人这东西？。
9.英文搞笑短剧剧本（3~4个人）急
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I' m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now. （看表） First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. （边说边做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！ （满不在意的情） Press, press…… Oh, my god！（鼻涕）Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK, He He He…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready！ 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat！ （给它穿上） Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Ha ha…… C: Oh, no! Don't sell me! I'm dirty！ （拖糖果下场） Scene2(At the school gate) N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩) （小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝）：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies！ …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let's ask him. A: OK! C: Don't buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I'm dirty! M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do？ （面向观众） Wuwuwu…（小贩将她拉在后面） S: Candies! Candies！（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money？（轻蔑） M&A: Money？（对视） M: Oh, I've no money！（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry！（吆喝着走开，下场） M: What can we do now? A: Let's ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How？ … Oh, I know, let's make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea！ （全部下场）。
